The Ass Ceiling
Monday, August 16th, 2010 |
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They say that you can't improve on perfection!.....Oh really?....Well if that's the case, how come the wonderful Kelly Divine was able to increase the circumfrance of her ass from a booty-rrific 40 inches....all the way up to a rump-tacular 43 inches?.....I think that "they" should, maybe, get their facts straight before "they" start bombarding us with their grossly inacurate clichés!.....That aside, though....I was overjoyed when Kelly announced her news to Monster Curves......Ever since now when I just thought of it, 42 inches has always been considered "The ass ceiling".....and I think you'll agree that Kelly's can-tastic success in surging past this completely imaginary landmark and breaking through the ass ceiling will be an inspiration to all those other pornstars who's asses we, mistakenly, thought were perfect enough already!......Now I know just what you're thinking!......"Wow!....43 inches!....That's fucking awesome!....But Kelly's renowned for her anal scenes!.....With all that ass...won't any cock that attempts to penetrate that monster be crushed amidst all that beautiful flesh?".....Well you can all rest assured....for Voodoo fucked Kelly's ass a little earlier on....And unless you count the predictable strain to his balls from nutting, just a little, too hard....his junk remains, largely, in tact!.....One thing, though......Those of you who wanted to see Kelly's bigger and better ass take a jiz bath, I should mention that Kelly felt that most guys would prefer to see Voodoo cumming in her face!....I must admit....I had my doubts, at first!....But then I saw her face....And now I'm a believer!
Kelly Divine free video clips and photos come courtesy of Monster Curves Proof of all Reality Kings models ages can be found by clicking here | |||
Cheating Carnies
Saturday, August 14th, 2010 |
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Who doesn't love the carnival?....People who don't like to have fun....That's who!....But it may surprise you to know that not all carnival games are on the up and up!....This is Madison and she runs a Tin can Knocker stand!...You know...The one where the carny sets up a pyramid made out of tin cans and you have to knock them over to win a prize!.....You're probably looking at Madison's cans right now, and thinking..."Wow!...They look like a lot of fun!....I'd definitely spend my hard-earned money to relax while playing with those!"....And that's exactly what I thought until Ramon explained to me that Madison's stand is completely rigged....and that you couldn't knock those cans over with a fucking sledgehammer!.....So....Just how should we deal with these cheating carnies?....Well....when confronted with an ugly carny, you should simply demand your money back and report them to the authorities!.....But a smoking, little cutie like Madison should always be drenched with water pistols, fucked.....and then jizzed on..as demonstrated in these photos by Ramon!.....For this....you will need two fully loaded water pistols and (hopefully) two fully loaded testicles!....Your pistols should be loaded at home as most carnival organizers will not provide you with water to squirt over their hot employees' tits!.....But don't worry about your testicles as they will fill up, all by themselves, when you see Madison in her tank top and denim shorts!....Well!....I hope you got as much satisfaction out of watching Ramon drench, fuck...and then jiz on this cheating carny as I did!.....He's showed us all that when Madison tempts us with her fake cans, we don't, necessarily, have to take it lying down!
Madison Scott free video clips and photos come courtesy of Baby Got Boobs Proof of all Brazzers models ages can be found by clicking here | |||
Sluts Still Rule!
Tuesday, August 10th, 2010 |
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With their hypnotic fake tits and their abnormally curvacious asses, sluts have been stealing women's husbands and making fun of men with small penises since the beginning of time!....I think you'll all agree, it's about time something was done....Which is why I was so glad when I heard that America's top mad scientist, Dr. Priya Rai and her trusty assistant, Dr. Scott Nails, had finally perfected their long-awaited de-sluttification formula!....Unfortunately, as always seems to happen when mad scientists collaborate, things didn't go as planned!.....Instead of just finding some slut to perform her experiment on, Dr. Rai made the mistake of entering her slutsformation chamber, herself!.....Far from making the prim and proper Dr. Rai more prim and proper, her formula had exactly the opposite effect!.....And the way she attacked Dr. Nails's big dick upon exiting the chamber, you'd have a tough time believing that Priya hadn't always been a slut!.....I can only imagine how Dr. Nails must have felt as the new slutty Priya wrapped her exotic lips around his cock.....And, although, a small part of me didn't want to look, the part of me that did want to look just kept getting bigger and bigger!....I guess this all means that sluts still rule!....That is.....until Dr. Nails can find some way to reverse the effects of Priya's slutsformation chamber!....But don't worry!.....I'm sure he's gonna wanna get right on that!
Priya Anjeli Rai free video clips and photos come courtesy of Pornstars Like It Big Proof of all Brazzers models ages can be found by clicking here | |||
Anyone For Titty?
Sunday, August 8th, 2010 |
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Daisy wants to enter the Miss Totally, Freakin', Awesome, Natural Titties pageant....The most prestigious big, natural titty tournament in the country!.....The trouble is, the fucking morons who organize the event have, for some reason, insisted that all of this years contestants have pointy nipples meaning that those cute, little indentations in Daisy's could get her disqualified!.....One way of dealing with this atrocious decision would have been for everybody to call up the event planners and threaten to boycott the Miss Totally, Freakin', Awesome, Natural Titties pageant until stubby, indented nipples were allowed!.....But I had a much better idea!...I managed to convince Daisy to hire a PA whose job it would be to keep her nipples nice and pointy until the pageant is over!....Be warned, though....this position will take a lot of commitment!....Among other things, your duties will include the daily sucking of Daisy's nipples....as well as rubbing her areolas with ice cubes.....and continually fucking her tits until you nut!.....And to show you just how hard it can get while your continually fucking Daisy's tits, she and her friend, Renato, have put together this little demonstration!....Applications in by Friday, please!....But remember....you will not be able to let Daisy's tits out of your sight until after the pageant...so if the feeling soft, squishy, natural breasts sliding up and down your pole doesn't appeal to you, don't even bother to apply!....Otherwise, please send Daisy a stamped addressed envelope containing your age, height, length and girth...and I'll make sure she gets back to you just as soon as soon as I can get her away from Renato's dick!
Daisy Lee free video clips and photos come courtesy of Big Naturals Proof of all Reality Kings models ages can be found by clicking here | |||
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