What The Hell Is It About Pornstar Wrestling?
Sunday, June 13th, 2010
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Damn!....What the hell is it about pornstar wrestling?.....I know perfectly well that it's totally fake....and yet, somehow, I can't seem to take my eyes off it!....I don't know!.....There's just something about watching two statuesque, healthy looking young women going at it that really gets me excited!.....But I can tell that you're a little confused about my love of this bogus sport.....So in order to help you understand what I mean, I decided to post these excerpts from one of my all time favorite bouts!....Shyla Stylez (the hot girl with the awesome tits 'n ass) is defending her pornstar wrestling title against the number one contender, Alanah Rae (the other hot girl with the awesome tits 'n ass).....And as you can see, pornstar wrestling is similar to traditional wrestling in a lot of ways.....But the competitors are much, much prettier....plus...the pornstars have added a few elements of their own to make it more interesting......such as stripping each other naked....making out with each other....and cocksucking!.....So what do I like best of all about pornstar wrestling?.....Well...It's all pretty damn fucking good!.......But I think I'd have to go for the final part when the girls start licking cum off each others' boobs!.....Damn!...What the hell is it about Shyla's and Alanah's boobs?......I know perfectly well that they're totally fake....and yet, somehow, I can't seem to take my eyes off them!
Shyla Stylez and Alanah Rae free video clips and photos come courtesy of Big Tits In Sports Proof of all Brazzers models ages can be found by clicking here | |||
Three Great Things You Can Do With Baby Oil
Saturday, January 23rd, 2010
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Baby oil's fucking awesome, isn't it?....There's just so much shit you can do with it!....You can pour it all over Shyla Stylez....You can pour it all over Brittney Skye.....And if you're feeling really adventurous, you can pour it all over Shyla Stylez and Brittney Skye and then fuck them both in the ass!.....As I'm sure you can imagine, the first two options are both excellent....But after watching this scene, I can categorically promise you that they both absolutely pale in comparison to the third!....The scene stars Keiran Lee as a ne'er-do-well, homeless dude who finds a magical golden ticket in a discarded chocolate bar that transports him to an enchanted alternate universe full of Brittney, Shyla, baby oil and of course, butt sex!.....But sadly, nothing lasts for ever....And after jizzing on Brittney's and Shyla's faces, Keiran is transported back to his lowly shopping cart.....I think what Brazzers were trying to convey here is that life is full of ups and downs and not to give up just because, right now, you're down and out.....Then again, they could have just been trying to convey how awesome it would be to cover Shyla Stylez and Brittney Skye in baby oil and then fuck them both in the ass!
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| What I'm about to say may not make me popular but I feel it must be said....The truth is, we are not all the same....And I'm sorry but there is a certain group of people in society who just weren't born equal!.....I am, of course, speaking about dudes with big dicks....and before you accuse me of phallusism, I should tell you that some of my best friends have big dicks!....All I'm saying is that when Sean Michaels came around to clean Shyla Stylez's car, this morning, and she noticed the size of his package.....given her history...it was obvious that she would insist on keeping a close eye on him!....Now...as you'd expect from one of these overly endowed Americans, Sean was deeply offended at Shyla's behaviour!...Indeed, there's a part of me that doesn't blame him!....But what he doesn't understand is that Shyla has been screwed by dudes with big dicks so often, now, that we shouldn't be surprised that she wants to stick around and make sure he gets the job done, properly!....I know!...I know!....Most of them are upstanding!...But you can't deny that dudes with big dicks often have alot of trouble fitting in!.....We'll just have to watch and see which way Sean comes across...But don't be too surprised if he just end up fucking Shyla in the ass like those people usually do!
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Poor Shyla Stylez!....Her boyfriend had just broken up with her and it was making it seem as though it were the end of the world....And...like so many girls, in this position, Shyla felt that the only thing that could possibly make her feel better was to shut hersef away with a nice, big bowl of ice cream.....When, a couple of minutes later, she felt somebody stabbing her in the back, she thought her day must be about to get even worse....and she wondered, to herself, what on earth was going to go wrong, now!....Thankfully, though, when she turned around, it was just Scott Nails....and the stabbing sensation was just because he was really pleased to see her....The conversation with Scott cheered Shyla up a little....and after some time, he managed to convince her that "that loser boyfriend" of hers was nowhere near good enough for her!....But because girls will be girls, Shyla still felt she needed some comfort food....and there wasn't a nice, big bowl of ice cream anywhere in sight!......Scott, however, was in sight...so the resourceful Shyla substituted the nice, big bowl for his nice, big cock and the ice cream for a little of Scott's cream.....and 30 minutes later, she'd forgotten she ever even had a boyfriend!.....So that's how Shyla got over her break-up.....It wasn't quite like the other girls...but she did have alot of fun!...And besides.....all that nasty jiz meant that sly, old Shyla didn't have to worry about any of those nasty, ice-cream calories!
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