2 Days In Memphis part 1: The Bra Makers Know Best!
Tuesday, May 26th, 2009
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Memphis, Memphis, so hot they did her twice!...And these are some snippets from the first time the big boobed blonde starred in Day With A Pornstar back in March!....The guys are following Memphis around as she shops for lingerie....And while she's trying shit on, she explains to us that it's impossible for a girl with DDs to find a sexy bra that fits properly!....Apparently, if Memphis doesn't want to carry her tits around in one of those bug-ugly, grandma-style things, she has to squeeze them into a C-cup!....I felt bad, at first, but after I saw her actually squeezing her tits into a C-cup, I realized that the brassiere manufacturers know best!...After settling on an outfit, Memphis calls up Charles Dera and tells him to come over and see if he likes it....Soon after Charles arrives, those DDs of hers have been released from their C-cup restraints and Memphis is sucking his dick in the changing rooms!....I guess he does like it!
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OK!....I love Jayden James!....And I love Memphis Monroe!....But those god-awful masks are downright, fucking scary!....There is a reason that these two beauties are wearing those hideous things....Both girls are trying to convince their husbands, Scott Nails and Billy Glide, to indulge in a friendly bit of wife-swapping.....But, the two schlubs are far too into their wives to consider such a thing....Whatever!.....Back to those hideous masks!....Jayden and Memphis have concocted a scheme to throw a costume ball!....The two girls wear masks and Memphis puts on a wig that mimics Jayden's hair so as the guys won't be able to tell them apart....Then when the party starts to get a little heated, they'll both start sucking the other hubby's dick!....They say men never listen to their wives and I guess it's true because clueless Scott and Billy don't realize they're being blown by the wrong girl until they (Thank God!) remove their masks....And that's when this thing gets really fucking good!....They're are a ton of reasons why this scene is awesome but I'll just list three:....Number one: Jayden James and Memphis Monroe making out, Duh!......Number two: When the the two girls remove their masks they both look stunning!....Jayden in particular needs to stick with that torquouise eye shadow!.....And number three: I've never seen Jayden stick her finger in her ass before but I'm making a personal appeal to her to do it in every movie she makes from now on! The first couple of minutes of the scene with Jayden and Memphis wearing those awful masks D Jayden and Memphis still wearing their masks but kissing each other B- (Oh who am I kidding? A) The rest of the scene after Jayden and Memphis take their masks off A+ |
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I sometimes wonder what our once exemplary high schools are coming to!.....Just take a look at the student in these photos!....That's what the girls are wearing, these days!...How on earth are the boys supposed to concentate?......This depraved young lady's name is Memphis Monroe...and I'm happy to say she recently received her comeuppance!....It was during the school talent show...An event so raunchy that all but one of the judges got up and walked out!....Only brave Professor Gunn stayed behind to watch Miss Monroe's act....and when her so called talent turned out to be grinding her hot, little ass around on his cock, he gave the little minx the good telling off she so thoroughly deserved!....We should all be glad that there are still good, decent folk like Mr. Gunn around who aren't about to stand for this type of lewd behaviour!....And even though he ended up fucking her, before we condemn him for giving in to his urges, we should take another look at these pictures and ask ourselves what we would do when confronted with such a beautiful pair of tits!.....Can behaviour like Miss Monroe's be stamped out?....Probably not....but the next time she gives one of her teacher's a lap dance....she may just stop and think for a minute before she starts sucking his dick!....Bravo, Professor Gunn!...Bravo!
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