When You’re Favorite Pornstar Is A Bitch
Saturday, January 15th, 2011
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 If you're like me, you spend a good deal of your time dreaming about your favorite pornstars and how wonderful it would be to meet them!.....And it's nice to know that every single one of our favorite pornstars is more than happy to take some time out of a busy day to sign a few autographs and show us how much they appreciate our love and adoration. |
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Every single one of our favorite pornstars except Angelina Valentine, that is!......It's all fucking business to her!.....As you can see, poor Criss has arrived late to Angelina's appearance.....and she won't even spend two fucking seconds signing an autograph for him unless he pays her....get this....$250! |
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Tsk tsk tsk.......I guess Angelina's beauty stops on the outside!.....It looks like poor Criss will be going home empty handed! |
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Holy shit it's Criss!.....I didn't see that coming! |
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I'm not sure what Criss is doing now!.....He's either going to search Angelina for a pen and make her sign that autograph....Or he's going to stretch her out over her car, pull her thong to one side....and then stick his tongue in her ass!.....Oh please, please, please....Let it be the tongue in the ass! |
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Three cheers for Criss!....Hip hip....Hooray!....Hip hip....Hooray!....Hip hip....Hooray! |
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You know......I really didn't think Criss would have the balls to punish Angelina so severely!.....I guess I had him figured out all wrong! |
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Do you know who else I had figured out all wrong?......Angelina!....It's easy to tell, here, that she's extremely beautiful on the inside, too! |
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I think Angelina got the point, don't you?.....I suppose all that's left to do now is cum in her mouth and call it a day. |
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Let that be a lesson to you, young lady!.....Don't fuck with your fans unless you want to end up fucking with your fans! |
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The Zen Of Angelinas
Sunday, November 15th, 2009
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| I shall never forget the day I asked my Zen teacher..."Master Poon, how shall I achieve enlightenment?"......Kindly, he turned to me and replied..."My son...meditate on these three koans...What is the sound of one hand clapping?....If a tree falls in a forest and there's nobody to hear it, does it make a sound?....And who is the hottest...Angelina Valentine or Angelina Ash?....When you have the answers to all three puzzles, then....you shall have achieved enlightenment.".......I solved the first two of these three puzzles in a couple of minutes....So...spoiler alert!...The answers are "sploingzdzddzzz" and "yes it does!"....But trying to figure out which of the two Angelinas' lips I'd prefer clamped around my nuts proved, decidedly, more difficult!.....First, I tried watching the girls, one at a time, in girl-guy scenes....but this method proved useless!.....Whichever Angelina I was watching, at the time, always seemed way hotter.....But then, I'd start watching the other Angelina and completely change my mind!.....As if that weren't enough, both Angelinas were giving me such a boner that I couldn't concentrate on my meditation, anyway!....One week ago, I returned to Master Poon for help and he supplied me with this girl-girl scene from Hot And Mean starring both Angelinas....He then told me that if I watched it often enough, my hard-ons would, eventually, disappear and I would be able to meditate on the third koan!.....So...How am I doing?....Well, I'm sorry to report that I still haven't reached enlightenment because this girl-girl scene starring Angelina Valentine and Angelina Ash is so fucking awesome that my dick's been hard for a full week with no signs of letting up!.....But....on the plus side.....this girl-girl scene starring Angelina Valentine and Angelina Ash is so fucking awesome that my dick's been hard for a full week with no signs of letting up!
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Once again, it was time for the annual Brazzers dodge ball tournament.....And Scott and his partner were warming up for their grudge match against Angelina and Carmella......Scott really wanted this one badly!....Partly because if they lost, they'd have to suffer the humiliation of being beaten by a couple of girls....But mostly because if they won, Angelina had promised that she and Carmella would show them their tits!.....At first, things seemed to be going well....and the guys won the first round handily.....But then, the sneaky girls suddenly changed the rules and whipped out their tits during the game!......Two gorgeous pairs of fake boobs were the last thing that Scott saw before the ball came flying over and hit him in the nuts!.....And two gorgeous pairs of lips wrapped around his cock were the first thing he saw when he came around!....I'm not exactly sure how it happened!....I could have been that Angelina and Carmella felt a little guilty about their gamesmanship and they wanted to make up for it.....But it was more likely that once they saw the size of Scott's dick, they decided they didn't want to dodge his balls anymore!
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