Ass First Class
Saturday, March 13th, 2010
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Hotties...We all love 'em!....And when those hotties have nice big booties....well then we just love 'em all the more!....That's why today, we have decided to honor two very special members of the United States Whore Force....Asswoman First Class, Alexis Texas and Asswoman First Class, Rachel Starr....both of whom have laid down their nice, big booties for their country on numerous occasions!......With the other branches of the armed forces doing the vast majority of the fighting, we sometimes forget that somebody has to take care of the Army's privates and the Navy's seamen....But the fact that Asswomen, Texas and Starr have shown such astonishing willingness to playfully make out with each other whenever called upon to do so, is just one of the many reasons the vast importance of the Whore Force can no longer be overlooked!....We join Alexis and Rachel, here, as they receive the two biggest awards that can be bestowed on hotties with nice, big booties....Staff Sergant, Johnny Sins will first present them both with the purple schlong before decorating these two truly fine Asswomen with the much coveted silver jiz!...And quite right too!....I know that I, for one, can sleep more soundly knowing that Rachel's and Alexis's nice, big booties are out there!....Unless you include the times I'm awake all night jerking off to them, of course!
Alexis Texas and Rachel Starr free video clips and photos come courtesy of Pornstars Like It Big Proof of all Brazzers models ages can be found by clicking here | |||
Too Much Titty?
Sunday, February 7th, 2010
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Shit!....Just as I was, finally, about to publish my PhD phesis..."Too Much Titty: Why Huge Breasted Pornstars Like Sara Stone And Brandy Talore Should Never Make A Scene Together"....Sara Stone and Brandy Talore go and make a scene together and shatter my whole goddamn theory!....Was I pissed about it?....Sure, at first!...But there's just no way you can stay angry at boobs this size!...And besides...Now I know for an absolute fact what I suppose I should have known all along....That you can never have too much titty!....So, whle I start work on another thesis, please sit back and enjoy as Voodoo is taken on an enchanted ride through Boobtopia by Sara...whose tits are looking as big and beautiful as ever...and Brandy whose tits are also looking beautiful...but if possible...seem to be still growing!.....I guess I'll just have to scrap my idea for a paper called...."Brandy Talore: Why Her Tits Will Never Get Any Bigger" as well!
Brandy Talore and Sara Stone free video clips and photos come courtesy of Big Naturals Proof of all Reality Kings models ages can be found by clicking here | |||
 Sara Stone at HotMovies.com |
 Brandy Talore at HotMovies.com |
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| Of the many types of porn, out there, I'd have to say that two girls, one guy is, just about, my favorite thing to watch!....That said, I can't quite figure out why this scene starring Nikki Rhodes and Faye Reagan was so spectacularly freakin' hot!.....I've ruled out Nikki's and Faye's general gorgeousness!....After all, gorgeous girls get in on together, all the time, in porn...And it's all good!...But only a few have blown me away the way that these two did!....No...I've been over all the options and it all came down to one thing....The Hair!....So seeing as there aren't nearly enough red-heads in porn, I'm appealing to all the cute red-heads, out there, to quit whatever shitty jobs you're doing and get your asses into the adult entertainment industry!....You don't even have to do hardcore....I'd be perfectly happy to just sit back and watch y'all making out with each other!.....Now I'm aware that this is a big step to take so you don't have to respond, right away....Take a little time!....And while all you freckle-faced, pink nippled beauties are considering your new careers, I'll just occupy myself by watching Nikki and Faye again....And again...And again........
Nikki Rhodes and Faye Reagan free video clips and photos come courtesy of Big Tits At School Proof of all Brazzers models ages can be found by clicking here | ||||
 Nikki Rhodes's Hot Movies |
 Faye Reagan at HotMovies.com |
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As we're all well aware, it's holiday time....which means lots of food....lots of alcahol...and, hopefully, being flashed by lots of drunk hotties!.....But because some guys seem to think it's OK to just jump in their cars with a bottle and a couple of busty babes, I thought I'd take the opportunity to warn you about the some of the dangers of driving under the influence of big tits!.....To illustrate, I've composed this little picture/movie gallery showing the effect a couple of huge-hootered-honeys like Bella Blaze and Natasha Dulce can have on a, most-of-the-time, sensible guy like Voodoo!....As you will see, this is no joke!...Voodoo is, completely, unable to concentrate on his driving!...And..at one point, he, even, takes his eyes off the road and turns around so as he can cop a feel of Bella's and Natasha's astonishing cans!.....But then...this is what happens when you allow girls with such big, beautiful tits into your vehicle!.....I know it seems like harmless fun...But big tits are known to impair a man's judgement...Not to mention making objects in your pants appear bigger than they really are!....We all love to indulge, a little, this time of year....Especially with amazing titties like Bella's and Natasha's.....But please, for your own sake, try to keep your cock away from them, while you're driving!.....Or, at the very least, make sure you stop the car before you jiz on them!
Bella Blaze and Natasha Dulce free video clips and photos come courtesy of Big Naturals! Proof of all Reality Kings models ages can be found by clicking here | |||
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