Good News About Britney’s Tits
Monday, July 19th, 2010
For those of you who've been concerned about Britney Amber's recent skateboarding accident, I'm pleased to report that you can all stop worrying!.....Yes It's true!....Britney did suffer a minor ankle injury but, thankfully, her tits are perfectly fine!....Honestly!...I don't know what I'm going to do with that girl!....I've warned her again and again about the dangers of skateboarding but it's like talking to a brick wall!....I dunno....I guess Britney's just so young and carefree that she just doesn't realize that there are an awful lot of perverts out there who really, really care about her tits!....I just thank God that Britney's fellow skateboarder, Bill Bailey, was in the area when she had her accident!.....Do you know that with no thought for himself, he instantly ran over to check and see if Britney's tits were OK?....He then took her back to his place!....Which is why instead of being worried sick as we watch her tits being subjected to the horrifying dangers of skateboarding.....we are, instead, experiencing the joy of Britney's boobies the way we should be....Jiggling to and fro as she gets fucked!....Phew!...Thanks Bill!....I cannot begin to tell you how relieved I am that Britney's titties are gonna be OK!....As for Britney's ankle?...I really don't know!....To be honest, I completely forgot to ask!....Whatever!...I'm sure it'll be fine!
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Evolution Of The Phone
Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010
The camera phone is a wonderful invention, isn't it?....Whether you're taking down a license plate number...capturing one of those truly wonderful family moments...or just taking some compromising pictures in order to blackmail the hottest girl on the campus into having sex with you, the value of this excellent piece of equipment cannot be denied!. ....Just ask Keiran Lee!....As little as 15 years ago, there'd have been no way such a nerd could have scored with a babe like Britney Amber!....But now, thanks to new technology, all Keiran has to do is follow Britney and whichever jock she's sucking off today to the bathroom....take a few quick shots of them doing it...and then just threaten to show them to the principal!.......Just think!...With all those dirty pictures of Britney stored in his phone, Keiran now holds all the cards!....He knows full well that Principal Johnson made it quite clear to Britney he'd expel her if he caught her fucking one more football player!....There's only one way this situation can play out...and that's with Britney wearing Keiran's cum!.....Amazing, huh!.....You know it's hard to believe now....but back when I was a young nerd in college, I could only use the "telephones" for heavy breathing!
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Britney Amber Is Now Officially Droolalicious!
Tuesday, December 15th, 2009
Oh hell yeah!....That's what I'm talking about!....This, here, is how your every-day-run-of-the-mill-although-admittedly-babelicious-porn-cutie turns into a holy-fucking-cow-can't-stop-watching-her-droolalicious-porn-goddess!.....I always knew Britney Amber was a hottie, that's kind of obvious....but, let's face it....pretty much, all of these girls are....So when I watched her the first couple of times, other than the fact that she was strikingly pretty, there was nothing much that really made me want to watch her again.....But that was a good few months ago...and something must have happened to her between now and then because the Britney Amber who fucks Ramon (in order to sell him a house) in the scene featured here had me positively, frothing, at the mouth!....I'm not sure what it was about this one that made it so fucking good....I do love women in sexy clothes...and Britney does looks fucking amazing in (and out of) that business-style outfit she wears at the beginning....But added to that, there's an enthusiasm about her, in this, that I just didn't see before!....Anyway, whatever it is, I'm totally fucking hooked on her, now....It's a good fucking job Ramon bought that house....If he hadn't of, after watching this, I'd have written out a check and sent it to Britney, myself!
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