Calling Dr. Love
Thursday, September 24th, 2009
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Have you been having trouble with your penis, lately?.....If the answer is yes...then you can rest assured....the remedy for all of your penis related problems is right here!.....Isis Love is one of the top specialists in the field of penistry!.....And her ever-growing list of satisfied customers includes such well-known names as Keiran Lee, Johnny Sins....and more recently, Barry Scott!...Dr. Love gaurantees that her methods will have your penis feeling better than ever!.....And the one know side-effect....an almost concrete-like stiffening of the penis which seems to affect every patient who sees her....can easily be relieved by a special, oral treatment that Dr. Love devised herself....Just one thing, though!.....In the interests of full disclosure, I should inform you that Dr. Love is not a doctor, as such.....So if you're looking for someone with a medical degree, you may wish to look elsewhere.....But, seriously, I ask you....Would you rather have some geriatric MD cupping your testicles and prodding the tip of your penis with his ureteroscope while trying to get you to cough?....Or Dr. Love cupping your testicles and prodding the tip of your penis with her tongue while trying to get you to nut?.....I know which one I'd choose!....What the fucking hell is a ureteroscope, anyway?
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Some days, I just don't know what's going on in this world!......Keiran Lee's inability to hold down a job is almost legendary in Brazzersville....And yet, somehow, this well-hung ne'er-do-well always seems to come up smelling of pussy!....So just which occupation has this failed handyman/poolboy/university-lecturer been fired from this time?.....OK!...Get this!....Keiran tried his hand as a vacuum cleaner salesman...And who was his first customer?....Why only mind-blowingly sexy, Latina pornstar, Isis Love!.....Unfortunately, while he was demonstrating his vacuum cleaner's suction power, he was so busy ogling at the gorgeous MILF's enormous knocker's, that he got too close..and the next thing he knew, Miss Love's flimsy dress had disappeared up the hose!......But like all Keiran's endeavours, this one, too, had a happy ending.....For wheras most customer's would have immediately thrown him out of the house.....Isis decided that because Keiran's vacuum cleaner had just sucked off her dress, it was only fair that, now, she should get to suck off something of his!...No prizes for guessing which body part she went for!..And it must be said....Isis's suction power made Keiran's silly old vacuum cleaner look positively lame!.....Honestly!.....What kind of a world do we live in where such incompetence is rewarded by hot, steamy sex with a Latina goddess like Isis?.......Huh?.....What was that?....whatd'ya mean, I'm just jealous?....Fuck you!
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In the short time she's been at Brazzers, we've learned quite alot about Isis Love!.....We've learned that by day, she's a horny teacher at Brazzers High....who uses her beautiful tits and perfect ass to encourage her students to learn.....And that by night, she's a horny cougar who enjoys reading erotica...and uses her beautiful tits and perfect ass to encourage the laundry boy not to shrink her clothes!.....But I, for one, was amazed to find out that the lovely Isis is also a pool fanatic!...I'd always imagined her as someone who'd be into vigorous, energetic sports!....And I can't for one second imagine what would attract such a woman about bending over a table, running long, hard pieces of wood between her fingers....and knocking balls around!.....Honestly!...You think you know a person!.....Anyway, whatever it is that attracts Isis about this game, I can tell you that she never, ever looses!.....And on those occasions when it does look as if it's going badly....she just uses her beautiful tits and perfect ass to throw her opponents off guard!....Man!....Those beautiful tits and that perfect ass of hers sure come in handy!
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