Why Shyla Likes To Keep An Eye On Those People
Tuesday, November 24th, 2009What I'm about to say may not make me popular but I feel it must be said....The truth is, we are not all the same....And I'm sorry but there is a certain group of people in society who just weren't born equal!.....I am, of course, speaking about dudes with big dicks....and before you accuse me of phallusism, I should tell you that some of my best friends have big dicks!....All I'm saying is that when Sean Michaels came around to clean Shyla Stylez's car, this morning, and she noticed the size of his package.....given her history...it was obvious that she would insist on keeping a close eye on him!....Now...as you'd expect from one of these overly endowed Americans, Sean was deeply offended at Shyla's behaviour!...Indeed, there's a part of me that doesn't blame him!....But what he doesn't understand is that Shyla has been screwed by dudes with big dicks so often, now, that we shouldn't be surprised that she wants to stick around and make sure he gets the job done, properly!....I know!...I know!....Most of them are upstanding!...But you can't deny that dudes with big dicks often have alot of trouble fitting in!.....We'll just have to watch and see which way Sean comes across...But don't be too surprised if he just end up fucking Shyla in the ass like those people usually do!
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It's November now...so, hopefully, everybody's had their flu shots....But I should warn you that since the arrival of the luscious Catalina Taylor on the porn scene, there's a new bug in the air called Catalina fever!....Now before you start running off to your doctors, I should also tell you that Catalina fever is relatively harmless....But the inability to concentrate on your job because you can't get the image of Catalina's mouth watering tits out of you head can be a little frustrating.....Not to mention the effects on an already weak economy of spending hours watching Catalina Taylor porn when you should really be working!.....So just what are the symptoms of Catalina Fever?.....Well it affects different people in different ways!....Most people who watch one of Catalina's videos report an inability to move followed by uncontrollable salivating.....But those with no access to a bathroom tend to get massive cases of blue balls.....Wheras those with bathroom access have spoken of severe friction burn due to the excessive masturbation!....The CDC have been working around the clock to find a cure for Catlina Fever.....Unfortunately, they have, as yet, been unable to do so......So until then, my advice is to just hide your persistent jerking of to Catalina from your co-workers and your boss as best you can....and wait a while until she decides to quit making porn!
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Oh!....So many delectable, ebony cutie pies and so little time!....I, actually, saw pictures of the impossibly stunning, Stacie Lane, here, for the first time, quite a few weeks ago and I've been meaning to take a closer look ever since!....But with an increasing bevy of beautiful, black babes entering the porn industry that's showing no signs of ever letting up, I'm afraid I've been putting the lovely Stacie on the back burner!....I'm really going to have to be more careful about how long I leave these pornstars on that freakin' back burner of mine.....because, as you can see, Stacie just got way too hot!.....But fans of chocolatey goodness need not worry!.....Because when Ramon saw how tasty she looked, he couldn't even wait for her to cool down before cramming those luscious, brown boobies and that sweet, pink pussy into his mouth!......Anyway, Ramon assures us that not only were Stacie's boobies and pussy absobutely delicious....but that perfectly round ass of hers was well worth waiting for, as well!....So, in actual fact, if you take that flawless complexion of hers into consideration, I'd say I took Stacey out at just about the right time!.....How does that old saying go?....The blacker the booty, the harder the nut?....I'm fairly sure it's something like that!
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I originally fell, head over heels, in love with Lisa Sparkle and her perfect boobs when I saw her, for the first time, back in 2001 in Red Light District's 110% Natural!.....But, after that, I only saw her a couple more times....and I just assumed she'd stopped making porn.....Then, a few weeks ago, I noticed she made a scene for Big Naturals, last year....And when I saw, yesterday, that she'd just done another scene for them, I decided it was time Lisa and I became reacquainted!......I started with Lisa's scene from last year....and as you'd expect from a girl with such beautiful titties, it was pretty, darn, fucking good!.....But it wasn't until being treated to the spectacle of Lisa drenching her stupendous rack in baby oil, in the scene featured here, that I realized what I've been missing all these years!.....It's unbelievable, I know, but back when I first saw her, I, somehow, managed to miss the fact that Lisa also has a totally, rocking ass!.....This added to equally wonderful fact that she squirts when she cums makes this hot, horny Hungarian just about fucking perfect, in my perverted, little book!.....Oh yeah!...And if you think her tits look great drenched in baby oil, just wait till you see her licking jiz off of them!....Damn, she's awesome!
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