Poor Keiran!....I know just what he's going through, right now!.....I, too, have a rich uncle who's gold-digging, second wife keeps hitting on me!....But wheras I've always been able to resist my uncle's new wife's advances because I'm a little bit put off by her moustache.....Keiran's uncle has just married smoking hot MILF, Victoria Valentino....and I'm pretty fucking sure I wouldn't be able to resist her!.....To make matters even worse, Victoria is a horny bitch...and she's threatened Keiran that if he doesn't allow her full access to his big dick, she's going to make sure her husband puts his ass on the next plane back to England!....Can you imagine it?....The fish and chips!....The Queen!....The universal healthcare!...The horror!.....I'm afraid there are no two ways about this....Keiran is just going to have to suck it up and let Victoria suck him off!....It's either that or spend the rest of his life drinking Theakston's Old Peculier and shagging the likes of Roxy Jezel and Delta White!...Oh my God!....How on earth can people stand to live in that dreadful country!