Deaf Trap
Saturday, May 30th, 2009
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If we're honest with ourselves....I think we've all tried the old pretend-to-be-deaf-then-go-and-see-the-doctor-for-a-note-to-get-out-of-jury-duty-trick at some point in our lives!.....But when Charles Dera tried this little scam, he got alot more than he bargained for!....You see...Charles's doctor is Priya Rai...and she has devised a foolproof method of diagnosing deafness in men.....As soon as they hear her say she wants to suck their cocks, they drop the act...(and, more often than not, their pants)....instantaneously!....There is an upside, however, to Dr. Rai's ingenious little hearing test!....There are actually two reasons she uses the offer-of-fellatio deafness discerning method!....Obviously, she wants to see how the subject will respond to the promise of oral sex....But she also does it because she really enjoys sucking her patients' dicks!......So, in the end, all that Charles had to do was give Dr. Rai a nice, hard boning for her to write him the doctor's note he needed to get out of jury duty......Sounds like a pretty good deal to me!
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Shyla's husband is a caring soul!....He makes her home-cooked meals, every day...He regularly buys her flowers...And, every now and again, he writes her little love poems!.......What a fucking wimp!...Is it any wonder that poor Shyla is a laughing stock at her place of work?......Who cares if her co-workers all have husbands who forget their birthdays every year...At least they're getting laid on a regular basis which is alot more than you can say for Shyla!.....Thank God for the fire department!....They received a call about smoke comming from Shyla's house and...heroes that they are...they sent their best man, Scott Nails, around there with his long hose in a matter of minutes....As it happened,though, it was just one of Shyla's pathetic husband's cooking attempts gone horribly wrong and all the smoke had cleared up by the time Scott arrived....Now let me see!...On the one hand, we have a busty Canadian blond with a fire raging in her pussy because husband doesn't know how to fuck her......And on the other, we have a fireman who's not quite sure what to do with all that hose!...I wonder what will happen next!
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Ever since she received her first really hard pussy pounding, Dr. Madelyn Marie has had an absolute passion for big dick!....So it is perhaps not surprising that today, she's one of the top physicians in the field of big dick disorders!....Studying big dicks has been Dr. Marie's life's work...And although her more natural, holistic methods are sometimes frowned upon in the more conventional medical community, her staggering 100% success rate speaks for itself!...Besides....Dr. Marie really couldn't care less about what all those stuffy old so called medics think....The opinions of her big dicked patients are far more important to her!....They absolutely love her hands on approach...And nothing pleases Dr. Marie more than seeing the smiles on their happy faces every time they leave her office....We had scheduled an interview with Dr. Marie to disguss some of her big dick treatment techniques....But, as usual, her appointment book was full..so the interview will have to wait until a later date....It's a tough job but somebody has to do it...All those big dicks aren't going to suck themselves!
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I was thinking about national holidays when it suddenly occurred to me that there's no British Boob Day....I know...I couldn't believe it, either!.....So I went on the net to take a look at some of the delicious British boobies that have been gracing our computer screens and decided to take matters into my own hands, so to speak....I instally made an imaginary phone call to my imaginary friend, Abby Brooks to see what she thought of the situation....Imaginary Abby was every bit as stunned as I was...and after a while, we both decided that we should ask her Welsh roommate, Sophie Dee if she'd be interested in maybe helping stage some kind of an event....Sophie was all ears...Or, at least, the tiny bits of her that aren't taken up by her beautiful bristols and her lovely, big bum were...and we all thought that a celebratory, video-taped threesome would be the perfect way to celebrate....That way, Abby could show us that American girls have big, delicious boobies, too...just in case anybody had forgetten.....Unfortunately, as I've already mentioned, my relationship with Abby and Sophie is completely imaginary...so it was impossible for me to take part in the threesome, myself....But not to worry...(unless you're me, that is)....When we informed Abby's and Sophie's good friend and regular fuck buddy, Tony that he'd be rogering some hot, transatlantic totty for British Boob Day, he was more than willing to stand in! | |||
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