The Ass Ceiling
Monday, August 16th, 2010 |
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They say that you can't improve on perfection!.....Oh really?....Well if that's the case, how come the wonderful Kelly Divine was able to increase the circumfrance of her ass from a booty-rrific 40 inches....all the way up to a rump-tacular 43 inches?.....I think that "they" should, maybe, get their facts straight before "they" start bombarding us with their grossly inacurate clichés!.....That aside, though....I was overjoyed when Kelly announced her news to Monster Curves......Ever since now when I just thought of it, 42 inches has always been considered "The ass ceiling".....and I think you'll agree that Kelly's can-tastic success in surging past this completely imaginary landmark and breaking through the ass ceiling will be an inspiration to all those other pornstars who's asses we, mistakenly, thought were perfect enough already!......Now I know just what you're thinking!......"Wow!....43 inches!....That's fucking awesome!....But Kelly's renowned for her anal scenes!.....With all that ass...won't any cock that attempts to penetrate that monster be crushed amidst all that beautiful flesh?".....Well you can all rest assured....for Voodoo fucked Kelly's ass a little earlier on....And unless you count the predictable strain to his balls from nutting, just a little, too hard....his junk remains, largely, in tact!.....One thing, though......Those of you who wanted to see Kelly's bigger and better ass take a jiz bath, I should mention that Kelly felt that most guys would prefer to see Voodoo cumming in her face!....I must admit....I had my doubts, at first!....But then I saw her face....And now I'm a believer!
Kelly Divine free video clips and photos come courtesy of Monster Curves Proof of all Reality Kings models ages can be found by clicking here | |||
Big Breasts In A Struggling Economy
Monday, July 26th, 2010 |
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The recession has had an adverse effect on many of us small people.....But to be fair, a lot of corporate leaders have been hit hard too!....Especially the ones with really huge breasts!....As the CEO of the corporate giant, Fuck-Toys R Us...America's leading importer, exporter of blowup dolls....Nika Noire was once one of the busiest executives in the country!....But lately, times have become extremely tough!....Even the wildly popular and startlingly realistic Suzy Suck Suck has seen a 48% reduction in sales....And Nika now spends much of her new free time stripping down naked and provocatively crawling across the top of her office desk!...Like so many CEOs before her, Nika has sought to distract herself from her company's dire economic outlook with sex!....Recently, she has hired a string of interns....each one with a bigger cock than the last!....But her latest intern, James, doesn't seem to realize that he's only been hired for his dick...And the naive newbie is constantly offering suggestions for how Nika might improve her company's productivity!.....As we join Nika today, she is telling James exactly what she thinks of his 'ideas' and showing him what interns are really for!....Whether, or not, he still has a job at the end of the day will depend on his performance!....So...can Fuck-Toys R Us survive in this struggling economy?....It's tough to say!....But at least Nika has found a way to deal with the stress of not knowing!....It is a beautiful thing to see the smile on Nika's face after she's just fucked another intern!....Oh!...Did I say smile?.....I'm sorry...I meant to say cum!
Nika Noire free video clips and photos come courtesy of Big Tits At Work Proof of all Brazzers models ages can be found by clicking here | |||
MILF Yoga With Sienna West
Wednesday, July 21st, 2010 |
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Hello!....And welcome to third part of our weekly series....Why Yoga?.....For anyone who hasn't been following...on week one, we covered Hatha Yoga....for those who are looking to improve their health....And on week two, we explained the benefits of Kundalini Yoga....for those looking to achieve enlightenment!.....This week, we'll be looking at my favorite yoga style....MILF Yoga...for smoking hot cougars who are on the prowl for instructors with big dicks!....This is 33 year old MILF, Sienna West!....Sienna developed a keen interest in Yoga while studying under British Yogi, Keiran Lee!....Once she saw the size of Keiran's package, Sienna became instantly aware of the path she had to follow....Namely...to wrap her luscious, pink, MILF lips around Keiran's big yoga instructor dick in as many positions as possible!....Most forms of yoga are about using the body to clear the mind of all distractions until all that is left is pure bliss!....MILF yoga is about achieving bliss, too...but instead of emptying our minds, Sienna uses her body to empty our dicks....This way, we achieve pure bliss much, much faster!....Well....I hope you've enjoyed watching MILF Yoga with Sienna West!....Next week on Why Yoga?, Sienna will be demonstrating the beauty of Downward-Facing-Dog....And showing us how much more beautiful it looks while she has a big cock going in and out of her!
Sienna West free video clips and photos come courtesy of Milfs Like It Big Proof of all Brazzers models ages can be found by clicking here | |||
Good News About Britney’s Tits
Monday, July 19th, 2010 |
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For those of you who've been concerned about Britney Amber's recent skateboarding accident, I'm pleased to report that you can all stop worrying!.....Yes It's true!....Britney did suffer a minor ankle injury but, thankfully, her tits are perfectly fine!....Honestly!...I don't know what I'm going to do with that girl!....I've warned her again and again about the dangers of skateboarding but it's like talking to a brick wall!....I dunno....I guess Britney's just so young and carefree that she just doesn't realize that there are an awful lot of perverts out there who really, really care about her tits!....I just thank God that Britney's fellow skateboarder, Bill Bailey, was in the area when she had her accident!.....Do you know that with no thought for himself, he instantly ran over to check and see if Britney's tits were OK?....He then took her back to his place!....Which is why instead of being worried sick as we watch her tits being subjected to the horrifying dangers of skateboarding.....we are, instead, experiencing the joy of Britney's boobies the way we should be....Jiggling to and fro as she gets fucked!....Phew!...Thanks Bill!....I cannot begin to tell you how relieved I am that Britney's titties are gonna be OK!....As for Britney's ankle?...I really don't know!....To be honest, I completely forgot to ask!....Whatever!...I'm sure it'll be fine!
Britney Amber free video clips and photos come courtesy of Big Tits In Sports Proof of all Brazzers models ages can be found by clicking here | |||
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