When You’re Favorite Pornstar Is A Bitch
Saturday, January 15th, 2011 |
 If you're like me, you spend a good deal of your time dreaming about your favorite pornstars and how wonderful it would be to meet them!.....And it's nice to know that every single one of our favorite pornstars is more than happy to take some time out of a busy day to sign a few autographs and show us how much they appreciate our love and adoration. |
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Every single one of our favorite pornstars except Angelina Valentine, that is!......It's all fucking business to her!.....As you can see, poor Criss has arrived late to Angelina's appearance.....and she won't even spend two fucking seconds signing an autograph for him unless he pays her....get this....$250! |
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Tsk tsk tsk.......I guess Angelina's beauty stops on the outside!.....It looks like poor Criss will be going home empty handed! |
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Holy shit it's Criss!.....I didn't see that coming! |
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I'm not sure what Criss is doing now!.....He's either going to search Angelina for a pen and make her sign that autograph....Or he's going to stretch her out over her car, pull her thong to one side....and then stick his tongue in her ass!.....Oh please, please, please....Let it be the tongue in the ass! |
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Three cheers for Criss!....Hip hip....Hooray!....Hip hip....Hooray!....Hip hip....Hooray! |
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You know......I really didn't think Criss would have the balls to punish Angelina so severely!.....I guess I had him figured out all wrong! |
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Do you know who else I had figured out all wrong?......Angelina!....It's easy to tell, here, that she's extremely beautiful on the inside, too! |
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I think Angelina got the point, don't you?.....I suppose all that's left to do now is cum in her mouth and call it a day. |
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Let that be a lesson to you, young lady!.....Don't fuck with your fans unless you want to end up fucking with your fans! |
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Castro’s Luber
Monday, June 21st, 2010 |
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It has to be said, I love big, fake tits!.....I also love small, natural tits!.....But there's just something about a pair of really big, jiggly, natural tits that, somehow, just trumps all other things boob!.....That's why I'm so desperately in love with Selena Castro, here!....This luscious Latina's jubblies are about as jiggly as a set of jugs can get!....And would you just take a look at how fucking sexy she looks in that hat!.....I swear to God, this chicks so cute I could just fucking die!....Or to be more accurate, I could put my face between her tits and let her smother me until I just fucking died...but I think you get my point!.....That rather fetching hat isn't the only accessory that really compliments Selena's boobs!.....Would you believe that baby oil also does the trick?....And tody, Jmac is the fortunate fellow who gets to lube up those bad boys before sliding his dick between 'em.....And wouldn't you know it......a thick stream of jiz does hell of a lot to compliment Selena's boobies as well!....So with Selena's boobs being complimented by her hat, the baby oil...and Jmac's jiz, it wouldn't be right if I didn't compliment them, myself!....So here goes!....Selina!....Those are some seriously nice titties you've got going on there!
Selena Castro free video clips and photos come courtesy of Big Naturals Proof of all Reality Kings models ages can be found by clicking here | |||
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When it comes to getting those kitchen stains out, I think you'll agree, there's nothing quite like titties!....But some titties just aren't big enough to tackle those really stubborn stains, which is why I like to use Really Big Titties by Natasha Dulce!....Not only are Natasha's Really Big Titties big enough to handle any stain....But they're 100% natural which means they're also good for the environment!....And whereas it's true that scientists have done some excellent work with synthetic titties, lately....I've personally found that they don't give my kitchen quite the same sparkle!.....Now I know what you're thinking...."OK!...We get it, already!....Natasha's Really Big Natural Titties are great for removing those nasty stains from our kitchen surfaces!....But how do they measure up when it comes to getting all of that nasty jiz out of our cocks?"....Well I can assure you!.....After 30 seconds of scrubbing your dick between Natasha's Really Big Natural Titties, there won't be one single drop of jiz left in there!....So do yourselves a favor....Take a look at these pictures and watch this short video describing some of the amazing things Natasha can do with her Really Big Titties!....After you do, I guarantee you'll want to throw out all of your old household products, grab Natasha's titties.....and start using them on your kitchen surfaces and cocks!
Natasha Dulce free video clips and photos come courtesy of Big Naturals Proof of all Reality Kings models ages can be found by clicking here | |||
Lela Fair
Thursday, April 22nd, 2010 |
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Americans have long celebrated the great Paul Revere and his warning about the impending arrival of the British Army!....But, up until now, very few stories have been told about his longtime girlfriend, The Fair Lady Lela, without whom Revere's famed "midnight ride" may never have taken place!.....Known to soldiers everywhere at the time as "Lela Fair", there is some dispute among historians about how she came by this name.....Some believe that "Lela Fair" refers to her undeniable beauty.....While others have pointed to the way Lela would always make sure she sucked each soldiers cock for an equal amount of time!....Either of these two explanations could be true......But it was certainly the second that inspired one particularly poetic soldier to write the words..."Lela, I've got thee on thy knees......Lela, I beg thee, blow me please!".....Whatever the truth is, we do know for a fact that on that night in 1775, Revere told Lela that General Lee of the British Army had arrived and asked her if she could distract him while he went off to warn the American troops.....It was a hard decision for Lela....After all, she'd been faithful to Revere ever since the day she'd convinced him that giving blowjobs wasn't really cheating.....But when Lee arrived and Lela was confronted with his weapon, she realized that there were much bigger things to consider than her fidelity!....So the next time you're enjoying a slice of Mom's apple pie, you might want to stop and think about The Fair Lady Lela for a while!......For if it weren't for that heroic night of passion with General Lee, that apple pie could just have easily been blood pudding!
Lela Star free video clips and photos come courtesy of Pornstars Like It Big Proof of all Brazzers models ages can be found by clicking here | |||
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