Putting Yourselves Out There
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| How many times have you been to a nightclub hoping to get laid only to end up going home with your wife?.....Swinging sure ain't easy....But if you do want to, eventually, meet Mr. and Mrs. Right, it's no good just sitting at home hoping to get lucky....you're just going to have to get out there and make it happen!.....If you're a little sick of meeting those boring couples who just want to talk and go out for dinner, you could do worse than try a swinging service!.....It's true that these places have a bit of a reputation for setting you up with losers and weirdos...and some of the other couples, there, can be slightly less than actractive!....But swinging services, also, have their fair share of success stories!....Take Alanah and Chris, for instance....When they attended the Brazzers Speed Swinging service, they were, indeed, confronted by the usual freaks and perverts, to begin with....in fact, by the end of the session, they were convinced that they were destined to spend a lonely life with only each other to fuck!....But just as they were about to leave, they met met Memphis and Keiran......and, at that very moment, knew, instantly, that they ones!.....The beautiful story of Alanah and Chris and Memphis and Keiran should inspire hopeful hubbies, everywhere, to keep searching for that really smoking babe who can suck your dick well enough to take your mind off the fact that the guy right next to you is doing your wife.....So, come on all you coupletons, what are you waiting for?....Put yourselves out there and start swinging!
Alanah Rae and Memphis Monroe free video clips and photos come courtesy of Real Wife Stories Proof of all Brazzers models ages can be found by clicking here | |||
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In the last post, I featured Bella Blaze!....A smoking-hot, white girl with superb titties and a really great ass!.....But while I was extolling the virtues of Bella's boobies, I was struck by, just, how shallow I must have sounded!.....So just to prove I'm not in the least bit shallow, I thought I'd do the exact opposite, in this post, by featuring Rane Revere and Eve Madison....Two smoking-hot black girls with superb asses and really great tits!....You see!....I do have some depth, after all!.....Oh!...That reminds me....while I'm on the subject of depth....when watching the, above, free clip, please pay close attention to the awesome spectacle of the gusset of Rane's bikini bottoms flashing and disappearing between the wonderful crevices of her butt cheeks as she shakes her booty!....And if you're ever lucky enough to watch the whole thing....it'll be difficult to find a sight more pleasing than both these girls jiggling their perfect asses after Voodoo has just covered them in cum!.....I can promise you that I haven't seen anything so hot since I watched Bella Blaze shaking her perfect titties after Voodoo had just covered those in cum at the end of the scene featured in the last post!....Shallow...Me?....I don't think so!
Rane Revere and Eve Madison free video clips and photos come courtesy of Round And Brown! Proof of all Reality Kings models ages can be found by clicking here | |||
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| I shall never forget the day I asked my Zen teacher..."Master Poon, how shall I achieve enlightenment?"......Kindly, he turned to me and replied..."My son...meditate on these three koans...What is the sound of one hand clapping?....If a tree falls in a forest and there's nobody to hear it, does it make a sound?....And who is the hottest...Angelina Valentine or Angelina Ash?....When you have the answers to all three puzzles, then....you shall have achieved enlightenment.".......I solved the first two of these three puzzles in a couple of minutes....So...spoiler alert!...The answers are "sploingzdzddzzz" and "yes it does!"....But trying to figure out which of the two Angelinas' lips I'd prefer clamped around my nuts proved, decidedly, more difficult!.....First, I tried watching the girls, one at a time, in girl-guy scenes....but this method proved useless!.....Whichever Angelina I was watching, at the time, always seemed way hotter.....But then, I'd start watching the other Angelina and completely change my mind!.....As if that weren't enough, both Angelinas were giving me such a boner that I couldn't concentrate on my meditation, anyway!....One week ago, I returned to Master Poon for help and he supplied me with this girl-girl scene from Hot And Mean starring both Angelinas....He then told me that if I watched it often enough, my hard-ons would, eventually, disappear and I would be able to meditate on the third koan!.....So...How am I doing?....Well, I'm sorry to report that I still haven't reached enlightenment because this girl-girl scene starring Angelina Valentine and Angelina Ash is so fucking awesome that my dick's been hard for a full week with no signs of letting up!.....But....on the plus side.....this girl-girl scene starring Angelina Valentine and Angelina Ash is so fucking awesome that my dick's been hard for a full week with no signs of letting up!
Angelina Valentine and Angelina Ash free video clips and photos come courtesy of Hot And Mean Proof of all Brazzers models ages can be found by clicking here | |||
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 Angelina Ash at HotMovies.com |
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| Pornstars love being fucked by big cock....Men love to watch pornstars being fucked by big cock...It is the circle of life!....But, just for a second, imagine a world where there was no big cock!..There would be no way to get the pornstars' pussies wet...and, therefore, no porn!....Such a dystopian nightmare is envisioned in Pornstars Like It Big's Cock Of Immunity starring Kagney Linn Karter, Abbey Brooks and Keiran Lee....A story of two horny, cock-deprived, young pornstars and there search for Keiran and his mysterious, big dick...this is truly a terrifying tale!....But, although, you maybe painfully disturbed by the idea of a world without porn...you're sure to be enthralled by the performances of Ms Karter, Ms Brooks and their amazingly convincing pussies!....Not since the fantasy classic, Twinkle Tits has Ms Brooks's pussy emited so much radiance....And as I marvelled at Ms Carter's astonishingly fleshy flaps, it was easy to see why she was given the award for America's chunkiest beef curtains by the North American Pussy Lovers Foundation!....If you're not too troubled to sit through the distressing, first three minutes of this story, the last 28 minutes are actually quite heartening as the two young pornstars find Keiran and fuck his brains out before enjoying a cum-swap that will curl your toes!....Still...after watching this...you may find yourselves logging into Brazzers more frequently.....Just to make sure it's still there!
Abbey Brooks and Kagney Linn Carter free video clips and photos come courtesy of Pornstars Like It Big Proof of all Brazzers models ages can be found by clicking here | |||
