Case Number: AV 06/15/09/6969
Incident: Anal Violation
Reporting Officer: Claire Dames      Date of Report: June 15 2009

I was made aware of a domestic disturbance at 69 Hardfellow Lane.....I arrived at the scene to find Mr. Sins standing at the door....When I asked him what was wrong he told me his wife was refusing to have anal sex with him....It was then that I noticed he was carrying a huge weapon....I then ordered Sins to get me down on my knees and place his hands behind my head....From this position, It was very easy for me to take full control of his weapon....Once I was certain he was completely disarmed, I led Sins and his huge weapon around to the back door and up the passage.....While in the backdoor passage, Sins started to become over excited.....So I pulled him back out and proceeded to begin unloading his weapon....Once his weapon was completely empty, Sins began to calm down....I told him that this time he'd be let off with a warning providing he assured me that the next time his wife refused to have anal sex, he would immediately get in touch with me.....By this time, Sins seemed eager to cooperate and I expect to hear from him very soon.

                                                                                                         Claire Dames