What Are The Odds?

Posted by McPerv on October 6, 2023

What Are The Odds?






There's no denying it!....That Diamond Foxxx has a fabulous set of knockers on her!.....So when Voodoo was giving her swimming lessons, the other day, it's not all that surprising that his dick popped out of his pants....After all, it could've happened to any of us!...Or could it?.....The whole Diamond/Voodoo situation got me thinking....So I devised a little computer program to crunch the numbers and came up with some very interesting statistics!....For instance, when I cross referenced the variables: Diamond's tits, small blue bikini...and huge erection, the software returned a number 36.....This means that the odds of getting a mind-numbing boner from looking at Diamond's boobs in a small, blue bikini are exactly 983 in 1000!....The figure rises to 992 if she whips one out...and a staggering 997 if she reveals both!....No real surprises there!....But when I added "penis bursts through pants" to the equation, the number dropped from a 36 to a 21.3....or 653 in 1000....So, although, there's a fairly good chance that Diamond will make you so hard that your pecker pops out.....it's by no means certain!....By now I was so thoroughly wrapped up in my little experiment that I enthusiastically typed "Fellatio?" and then pressed enter....My computer started to shake violently before eventually settling down and returning a perfect 48!....Can you believe it?...1000 in 1000!....Which basically means that if you're ever teaching Diamond to swim and your dick suddenly pops out of your pants because you were secretly staring at her tits....the chances that she won't, at least, suck your cock are zero!....It's just a mathematical certainty!....At a boy, Voodoo, you lucky old devil, you! Diamond Foxxx clips and photos come courtesy of Reality Kings's Big Tit Boss