For anyone out there who took one look at Alexis Texas's unbelievably phat booty and thought to themselves...."That fucking thing should be illegal, I have some good news!....Alexis has been driving us all insane with her big ass for almost two years now......but no more!.....Finally, a brave judge has had the courage to throw the full weight of the law at Alexis and her giant can and sentence her to death!.....The crime?....In an unprecedented decision, the judge made a preemptive strike against Alexis before she killed somebody!.....After all....How long could it be before Alexis smothered some poor guy to death with that thing?.......The judge did show some leniency and granted her one wish before she was to die.....Not surprisingly, Alexis decided she wanted to experience the taste of jiz one last time....so the judge cleared the court and ordered one of the bailiffs to fuck her sensless until he came all over her face!......We all owe His Honor a great debt of thanks!.....With Alexis safely off the streets, we can all relax and give our swollen dicks a break!......Hot, sexy chicks with big asses, beware!....There's a new judge in town!

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