Posted by
McPerv on January 15, 2024
When You're Favorite Pornstar Is A Bitch
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If you're like me, you spend a good deal of your time dreaming about your favorite pornstars and how wonderful it would be to meet them!.....And it's nice to know that every single one of our favorite pornstars is more than happy to take some time out of a busy day to sign a few autographs and show us how much they appreciate our love and adoration.
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Every single one of our favorite pornstars except Angelina Valentine, that is!......It's all fucking business to her!.....As you can see, poor Criss has arrived late to Angelina's appearance.....and she won't even spend two fucking seconds signing an autograph for him unless he pays her....get this....$250!
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Tsk tsk tsk.......I guess Angelina's beauty stops on the outside!.....It looks like poor Criss will be going home empty handed!
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Holy shit it's Criss!.....I didn't see that coming!
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I'm not sure what Criss is doing now!.....He's either going to search Angelina for a pen and make her sign that autograph....Or he's going to stretch her out over her car, pull her thong to one side....and then stick his tongue in her ass!.....Oh please, please, please....Let it be the tongue in the ass!
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Three cheers for Criss!....Hip hip....Hooray!....Hip hip....Hooray!....Hip hip....Hooray!
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You know......I really didn't think Criss would have the balls to punish Angelina so severely!.....I guess I had him figured out all wrong!
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Do you know who else I had figured out all wrong?......Angelina!....It's easy to tell, here, that she's extremely beautiful on the inside, too!
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I think Angelina got the point, don't you?.....I suppose all that's left to do now is cum in her mouth and call it a day.
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Let that be a lesson to you, young lady!.....Don't fuck with your fans unless you want to end up fucking with your fans!
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