Posted by McPerv on January 24, 2024
My Name Is Shazia Sahari And I Am A Sexaholic
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This is Dr. Shazia Sahari.....Once considered the most promising, young, female heart surgeons in the country!.....But then....like so many other promising, young, female heart surgeons, Dr. Sahari fell prey to sex addiction!.....In the beginning, she thought she could handle it....And indeed, she did manage to keep it hidden from her co-workers for quite some time.....But once Dr. Sahari started having sex while performing surgery, she realized she needed help!
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Thankfully, Dr. Sahari received the help she needed at sexaholics anonymous........And as of 11 o clock last night, she has been almost completely sex free!.......Today we join our young heroine as she prepares to get back on the horse, so to speak.......The young man with her is her assistant, Nurse Dera.....He is well aware of Dr. Sahari's past but he insists that everybody deserves a second chance....If anything, Dr. Sahari's past seems to make him more eager to work by her side!....Wow!....What a guy, eh!
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Well this is a turn up for the books!.....Apparently, this poor fellow has just suffered a massive heart attack!......And on the very day that Dr. Sahari agreed to be photographed for this interview!....We were planning to speak to her about her recovery from sex addiction but I must say that watching her treat this patient will be far more interesting.....Let's see how she does!
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Hmmmmm...she seems a little nervous but I suppose that's to be expected under the circumstances......I tell you....It's a good job that Nurse Dera is there to offer her the reassurance she needs.....He so obviously enjoys helping people....I'll say it again.....What a guy!
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Hold on a minute!....What the hell is he doing?
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Well I'll be!.....I honestly thought that Nurse Dera was a good Samaritan who wanted to help a troubled young woman in need....but it seems it was all just a sinister plot to get into the sex-addicted, Dr. Sahari's pants!
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What a shame!......Just think what she might achieve if she weren't such a slut!......That girl could have a wonderful career in medical surgery......but.........
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It looks as though she's gonna blow it!
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I guess this heart surgery gig just isn't working.......Oh well!...Maybe Dr. Sahari can find work in another field......One where they have a more liberal attitude towards sex addiction.......
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Whaddyathink, Shazia?......Maybe dentistry?
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Posted by McPerv on January 15, 2024
The Perils Of Masturbation
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We men are fully aware of the serious consequences of too much masturbation and how it inevitably leads to friction burn, shrunken testicles....and eventually blindness!......But until lately, very little has been reported about the negative effects that masturbation can also have on women!.....This is Madison.....a young woman who scoffs at the perils of masturbation.....Let's see where Madison's hubris leads her, shall we?
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Well, well, well!.....Madison's "harmless" masturbation session has landed her in the ER!.....Apparently, she came so hard that she completely blacked out!.....Thank God that Madison is about to receive the best possible care from medical whiz-kid Johnny Sins!
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Dr. Sins has a keen interest in women who masturbate frequently!.....He doesn't take every case but, for some reason, Madison seems to have peaked his interest......If anybody can help this poor, sex-crazed, young woman...he can!.....Let's watch as the brilliant Dr. Sins diagnoses Madison's problem
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Hmmmmm!.....Interesting!
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Hmmmmm!.....Even more interesting!
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Oh no!...It's just as I feared!.....Madison is suffering from overly-excitable-pussy-syndrome!......I knew that pussy would spell trouble!....Now...Madison will either have to leave her pussy alone....or live a life filled with massive-orgasm induced blackouts.....That is.....unless Dr. Sins can find another way....
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Wow!.....That guy's a fucking genius!
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Well.....It looks as though Madison is going to be OK, after all!......But as we've seen, the subject of masturbation, male or female, is not to be taken, lightly....It requires serious thought!.....That's why out of the thousands of stories of overly-excitable-pussy-syndrome, out there.....I chose to show you this one......Let's face it....It's very difficult to look at Madison and not think about masturbating!
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Dear, oh dear!.....Just look at her!....Is this what we really want?.....To sit back in a chair all day with our dicks in our hands being bombarded by images of gorgeous women engaged in the lewdest of sexual acts?
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I know how I'd answer that question.....How would you?
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Posted by McPerv on January 15, 2024
Three Lessons From Miss Miley
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This is Jordan's new teacher, Miss Miley....And if you think she bears a striking resemblence to Amia Miley the pornstar it's because they're one and the same!......Wow!.....A pornstar as your teacher!....You'd think that'd be cool, wouldn't you?.....Jordan thought so too!
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But Miss Miley turned out to be a real hard-ass who treated Jordan like an idiot.....So after class, he approached her to see if they could maybe smooth over their differences!
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It was useless! The more Jordan pleaded with her, the more Miss Miley ridiculed him.
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But in the midst of all this verbal abuse, Jordan suddenly realized that there actually were a few things he wanted to learn from his new hot teacher!
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Such as how she looked in a thong!
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What it would be like to fuck her over the classroom table!
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And perhaps most importantly how she'd look riding his cock!
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Wow!.....Miss Miley may be a bitch....But I think we can all agree she looks pretty, fucking good in a thong, being fucked over a desk....and riding a cock!......But just because Amia was his teacher, it didn't mean that Jordan couldn't teach her a couple of things!
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So he taught her about the laws of gravity
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And finally, the value of protein!.....Whatd'ya know?.....I guess having a pornstar as a teacher is kind of cool, after all!
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Posted by McPerv on January 15, 2024
When You're Favorite Pornstar Is A Bitch
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If you're like me, you spend a good deal of your time dreaming about your favorite pornstars and how wonderful it would be to meet them!.....And it's nice to know that every single one of our favorite pornstars is more than happy to take some time out of a busy day to sign a few autographs and show us how much they appreciate our love and adoration.
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Every single one of our favorite pornstars except Angelina Valentine, that is!......It's all fucking business to her!.....As you can see, poor Criss has arrived late to Angelina's appearance.....and she won't even spend two fucking seconds signing an autograph for him unless he pays her....get this....$250!
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Tsk tsk tsk.......I guess Angelina's beauty stops on the outside!.....It looks like poor Criss will be going home empty handed!
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Holy shit it's Criss!.....I didn't see that coming!
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I'm not sure what Criss is doing now!.....He's either going to search Angelina for a pen and make her sign that autograph....Or he's going to stretch her out over her car, pull her thong to one side....and then stick his tongue in her ass!.....Oh please, please, please....Let it be the tongue in the ass!
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Three cheers for Criss!....Hip hip....Hooray!....Hip hip....Hooray!....Hip hip....Hooray!
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You know......I really didn't think Criss would have the balls to punish Angelina so severely!.....I guess I had him figured out all wrong!
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Do you know who else I had figured out all wrong?......Angelina!....It's easy to tell, here, that she's extremely beautiful on the inside, too!
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I think Angelina got the point, don't you?.....I suppose all that's left to do now is cum in her mouth and call it a day.
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Let that be a lesson to you, young lady!.....Don't fuck with your fans unless you want to end up fucking with your fans!
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