After years of playing shitty clubs, the Juggalites look as if they might finally break through to the big time!...The group has always been promising...but several female members have quit over disagreements with the band's lead singer, Keiran Lee....Lee has been accused of making lewd advances by several women....all of whom have made allegations of, among other things, sexual harassment and anal fingering!...But these problems seem to be resolved, now, thanks to the addition of two new female members to the band...Florida biker chick, Jenny Hendrix, 23...and Hungarian rocker, Aletta Ocean, 22 have signed a contract in which they have agreed that Keiran can treat their assholes anyway he pleases....Lee says "These girls maybe all about the music...but they love hard cock every bit a much as they love hard rock!"....Fellow band members have also expressed admiration....Both for the girls' asses and for the enthusiastic way they allow Keiran to probe them....Bass player, Everet Killjoy, says that of all the girls who have been in the Juggalites, Aletta and Jenny are easily the best...."All the other chicks used to complain about Keiran's constant fingering" says Killjoy....."The only time these two complain is when he doesn't fuck them hard enough!"

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