Hey!.....Does anybody remember Delilah Strong?....Cute girl!....Great ass!.....Starred in about 200 pornos!....Well she's been bouncing around from job to job, lately....And you'll never guess what she's doing now!

Can you believe it?....Delilah Strong's a lunch lady!

Did I say lunch lady?....I meant to say mean, rotten, spiteful lunch lady!....It looks like feeding people anything but pussy turns Delilah into a real bitch!

Jesus Christ!.....I feel sorry for those poor bastards having to eat that crap!

It's pathetic, isn't it?....You wouldn't believe it to look at her now but she made an absolute fortune in porn!....Then she blew it all on solid, gold vibrators and gigolos!....And the rest, as they say, is history!

Now things have gotten so bad, she's started shorting the customers on their change to make a few extra bucks!.....Today, though, Delilah's picked the wrong dude to fuck with!....That's Barry Scott she just ripped off....and there's no way he's gonna stand for this bullshit!

If there's one thing you can say about Barry, it's that he knows his rights!....He's not so concerned about the money but he's, definitely, not leaving here until Delilah gives him something decent to eat!

Now THAT'S more like it!

Mmmmmm!!!!....That was so yummy even rotten, old Delilah's smiling!....I've heard that her ass juice is particularly sweet!....And I only know one person who loves the taste of ass-juice more than Barry!

And that's Delilah!