Anal sex doesn't, really, rank very high on my 'favorite things about porn' list....I'll take a gaping pussy over a gaping asshole, any day of the week!....That said...there are some asses that are so beautiful, they seem to absolutely scream to be fucked!.....And a fine example of one of these booties I'd love to fuck...(or BILFs)...is the gynormous can of drool-inducing, ass-goddess, Velicity Von!....Whenever I see Velicity, I'm always amazed at how such a huge ass can be so wonderfully shapely and round...And when you add this to a perfect set of natural DDs, it's easy to see why Brazzers are paying her such a shit-load of money to pitch their "brand new" line of ass oil!....What the shady execs at the Brazzers' Big Wet Butts Division came up with is extremely clever, really!.....They know, just as well as you and I do, that ass oil is, pretty much, ass oil!....And, now, even their stupidest customers are starting to catch on that, for the past 10 years, they've just been selling the same ass oil in ever fancier and fancier containers!....Then one evil genius suggested that if they really wanted to sell more ass-oil.....instead of getting a new and improved container to package it in, why not get a new and improved ass to pour it on, in the commercial?.......And Voila!....Enter the big, beautiful booty of Velicity Von!....Oh my God!....How I'd love to enter the big, beautiful booty of Velicity Von!